Camel Toes im Heavy Metal

[Schnuller]

Genauso geil die Farben...silber und pink. Die Klamotten hatte er wohl von seiner Liaison mit Diana Ross behalten.

[Flossensauger]

Vielleicht sollte man mal ein Bilder aus dem Biohazard Buch zeigen (wenn sogar Gene Simmons schockiert ist):

EVAN SEINFELD: I heard that Gene Simmons had a photo album of naked girls and I thought that was the coolest fucking thing ever. I thought, "This guy is documenting his role as a super-pimp." So my friend Drew Stone says, "You should take it a step further and take pictures of chicks sucking your dick." I said, "That's really funny, but how are we going to get them developed?" He goes, "We won't, we'll get a Polaroid." So we got the camera and one day I said to Drew, "When I get her back in the bus just come in with the Polaroid and I'll ask if she minds taking a picture." A lot of girls were into it, posing with my cock, and it became really funny. Then Billy and I hosted MTV's Headbangers Ball and we had to interview all the bands who we were on this festival tour with, including KISS and Ozzy Osbourne. After the interview, Gene says to me, "So, I heard you have a book." I was floored. I said, "I have a book, Gene. Actually, you inspired my book because I heard about your book." So Gene, who's in KISS makeup, in his full demon outfit, reaches into his shirt, under his wing, and pulls out a photo album. I'm looking at this book, and there's hundreds of pictures of naked girls. He goes, "This is just one volume from the last tour, but there's hundreds of volumes." I was impressed. Then he says, "So, can I see your book?" I felt it was like a meeting of the minds, and I sent one of the guys from my crew to get it. So he brings it back and Gene opens the book. It has facial cum shots and girls with my dick stretching their mouth. Gene's face was somewhere between shock, disbelief, envy, and disgust all at the same time. I'm thinking to myself, "I'm on to something here."

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2013/05/nyc_metal_hardcore_crossover.php?page=5

[Pavlos]

Vielleicht sollte man mal ein Bilder aus dem Biohazard Buch zeigen (wenn sogar Gene Simmons schockiert ist):

EVAN SEINFELD: I heard that Gene Simmons had a photo album of naked girls and I thought that was the coolest fucking thing ever. I thought, "This guy is documenting his role as a super-pimp." So my friend Drew Stone says, "You should take it a step further and take pictures of chicks sucking your dick." I said, "That's really funny, but how are we going to get them developed?" He goes, "We won't, we'll get a Polaroid." So we got the camera and one day I said to Drew, "When I get her back in the bus just come in with the Polaroid and I'll ask if she minds taking a picture." A lot of girls were into it, posing with my cock, and it became really funny. Then Billy and I hosted MTV's Headbangers Ball and we had to interview all the bands who we were on this festival tour with, including KISS and Ozzy Osbourne. After the interview, Gene says to me, "So, I heard you have a book." I was floored. I said, "I have a book, Gene. Actually, you inspired my book because I heard about your book." So Gene, who's in KISS makeup, in his full demon outfit, reaches into his shirt, under his wing, and pulls out a photo album. I'm looking at this book, and there's hundreds of pictures of naked girls. He goes, "This is just one volume from the last tour, but there's hundreds of volumes." I was impressed. Then he says, "So, can I see your book?" I felt it was like a meeting of the minds, and I sent one of the guys from my crew to get it. So he brings it back and Gene opens the book. It has facial cum shots and girls with my dick stretching their mouth. Gene's face was somewhere between shock, disbelief, envy, and disgust all at the same time. I'm thinking to myself, "I'm on to something here."

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2013/05/nyc_metal_hardcore_crossover.php?page=5

[Franko]

JOURNEYs Toes it again

[Loomis]

Nein, das sind nicht die Flippers sondern Emerson, Lake & Palmer an der "Love Beach"...

[Fire Down Under]

Da könnte man aber echt "Die Flippers" drüber schreiben und keiner würds merken

[Pavlos]

Die Schweden N.J.B hatten Mitte/Ende der 80er schon so´ne Art 3D Toes am Start.

Wenn man lang genug auf die Ausbeulung des Herren in der Mitte starrt, wird sogar die Musik der Jungs besser.

Respekt!!!

[Fire Down Under]

Sagenhafter Fund!

Ich hab jetzt erst nur das Bild ohne den Text gesehen, und der erste Gedanke von mir war jedoch "Die sehen so scheisse aus, das müssen Deutsche sein!". Aber Schweden macht genauso Sinn...

[Siebi]

Pornobalken aka Rotzbremser rules supreme, mehr als jede Kamelpfote!

[Pavlos]

"Die sehen so scheisse aus, das müssen Deutsche sein!".

Kannste haben:


NINJA aus Wuppertal


ASGARD aus Gießen!!

[Schnuller]

ASGARD aus Gießen!!

Der Herr ganz rechts sieht ja Göttlich aus...:-)

[Fire Down Under]

*niederknie*

[Pavlos]

Ich finde ja den Patronengurt im Genitalbereich großartig!!!

[Sedlmaster]

Ist das ein Patronengurt?

Das ist doch ein handgeschmiedeter - und dadurch nicht ganz so filigraner - Reißverschluss!

The Zipper was FORGED IN FIRE!

[Siebi]

Das ist ein altdeutscher Reißverschluss. Patronengurt, pah...