The-Aftermath hat geschrieben:Ich muss dieses Review von metalarchives.com noch hinterher schieben. Auch wenn mein Fazit bekanntermaßen anders ausfällt, finde ich es dennoch grandios geschrieben! Besonders der Teil zu "Empire of the Clouds", großes Schreib-Kino.![]()
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Iron_Maiden/The_Book_of_Souls/517686/Blunchblackofblotreblame/326620When it comes to thinking up insulting puns for albums I don’t like, I like to make sure that my chosen epithet reflects the content of the music itself. Before hearing “The Book of Souls”, I had decided that, if it ended up being another post-reunion Maiden effort full of bloated, mid-tempo songs, I would refer to it forevermore as “The Book of Snores”. Yet, having heard the material, I have settled on “The Book of Sucks”. As a piece of wordplay it’s witless, predictable, done-before, completely lacking in any energy, novelty or creativity… it simply makes you want to groan – just like the music on this album.
“The Book of Sucks” plays out like a parody of an aging heavy metal band. If Hollywood’s interested in making another Spinal Tap movie, perhaps turning it into a cringeworthy bromance comedy about ancient rockers, they needn’t bother – just send a few cameras and a few Adam Sandlers along with the forthcoming Book of Sucks World Tour. Listening to this record is like being beaten over the head with a baseball bat by a tag team of Mr. Burns and Grampa Simpson. From the get-go, there’s this niggling feeling that you’re about to be subjected to an hour and a half of unyieldingly feeble, lethargic attempts at headbanging by some confused old men who keep forgetting where they are or what they’re doing.
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The longer songs of the album are one of its defining features. “Empire of the Clouds” in particular is worth a mention, as it was touted by early reviewers as some sort of masterpiece that would redefine the way people looked at Iron Maiden. Variously, I heard it described as “revolutionary”, “emotional”, and a “magnum opus” – a sample of just some of the saccharine paeans that were flowing around this track before the record was released. I have to say, I am absolutely baffled. This has to be one of the most absurdly turgid, unexciting songs ever written in heavy metal. I remember thinking Judas Priest had lost the plot with “Lochness”; by writing a slow, plodding song about an imaginary Scottish plesiosaur that went on for thirteen and a half minutes, they had gone full Tap in my mind. But I was a naïve fool: here, we have an eighteen minute long slow rocker telling the tale of an old airship, featuring the model number, proper aeronautical terminology, corny strings and brass, and a section where they play in Morse code - and that description pretty much covers everything you need to know about this song. If Maiden ever want to top this attempt to out-Tap-the-Tap with overblown, bloated, comically-pompous songs about unlikely subjects, they will have to indulge us with a 34-minute epic tale of the events that led to the construction of an ancient Welsh commode, featuring a guest soliloquy by Ian McKellen (as the chief commode engineer's conscience), a three-way shred sitar harmony performed by a hologram of Ravi Shankar, and a full lights show in the recording studio which will be so grandiose and epic and amazing you'll actually hear the lights as you listen.
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If you like that style, then I imagine you’ll enjoy this record – its positives are basically that Dickinson’s still on form and the band is still sounding very much like Iron Maiden - but if you think that outings like “The Final Affront to the Ears” have been forgettable and sub-par, then, like me, you’ll leave “The Book of Sucks” gathering dust, hoping that, if there’s a next time, Iron Maiden will come up with something a little more exciting. Because, if they intend to continue in this vein, there’s little hope of another great heavy metal record from this band. Perhaps they should conclude the forthcoming Book of Sucks World Tour with a full performance of “Empire of the Clouds”, culminating in a real airship crashing into the arena, killing everyone. It’s what their idols-apparent Spinal Tap would do, and at least they’d be going out with some of the fire and spectacle that once made them the most exciting band in heavy metal.
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